Remember when I mentioned that I created an email for Toddler Spawn? That way, anyone from the family or friends can email her greetings and she’ll be able to read a “historical,” or rather, a chronological database of emails? I should really keep up with it because I got some gems that need to be…
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How Not To Get a Bikini Body
Spring just sprung, and now I’ve been seeing posts about getting into bikini shape for the summer. I guess it’s time for those posts. I’d like to offer a different post. This is how I’m going to not get a bikini body this summer. Join me and together we’ll rule as father and son. (Sorry,…
Stop Posting These Things on Facebook
You know, I’d totally blame my impatience of stupid posts on being a new mom and having no time to read stupid crap on Facebook. But the fact of the matter is that I’ve always side-eyed these types of posts because they don’t make any sense and they are not effective. Well, they effectively annoy me,…
Pregnancy Superstitions and Old Wives Tales – WTF
Like many Chinese-Americans born and raised here, I kinda live a double life. The American life is what you see here on the blog. The Chinese life is lighting up incense to honor dead relatives, acknowledging your elders by title, passing red envelopes, and gorging on Chinese tamales during the season. As soon as I…
