Update: Giveaway is over but that doesn’t mean you can’t order your own sweet copy!
Warning: This is totally NSFW so don’t view this on your work computer.
The fabulous AJ threw my name out there in the ether publishing gods, telling them that I read a lot. (BTW, I’ve read over 100 books this year. #SNAP) The team over at Ulysses Press sent me a copy of the “Sex Positions Coloring Book: Playtime for Couples” for review, and boy did I!
As I flipped through the book, I laughed and nodded. This book is completely up my alley! It’s funny, “educational,” and physics-like with its more interesting positions. See below.
Going clockwise from the top left is the “Web of Pleasure,” “The Impossible Figure,” and “Seeing Stars.” You’ll see stars, once he pile-drives your head into the floor like the Junkyard Dog. (See what I did there? I’m so old.) Tip: Skip the baby oil that night.
But hey, the book isn’t all about bendy positions. There are a bunch of positions I know y’all have tried before. Yeah, don’t tell me you’re virgins, liars. You don’t get to be virgin and pop a baby out unless your name is Mary and your kid is named Jesus.
I do wish I could get washboard abs with the “8-Minute Abs” position. Hahahaha!
You can flip through the book via Amazon’s link. Click on THIS LINK, then click on the book cover to open a preview window of some of the pages from the book.
Speaking of Jesus, the Sex Positions Coloring Book is PERFECT as a stocking stuffer, holiday gift, birthday gift, hostess gift, and bachelorette gift! I once bought three boxes of condoms, wrapped them up, and tossed them in the White Elephant gift exchange. They were quite the hit! So I KNOW this coloring book will be a hit at my next holiday party!
You’re welcome, America! Or you can just buy your copy on Amazon for $12.88. That’s like 4 pumpkin spice lattes.
We have five (5!) copies of the Sex Positions Coloring Book to give away to five (5) winners of this blog. (Oh warm hugs all around – you’re a winner because you read this blog. Anyway…)
Five (5) winners will be chosen at random via Rafflecopter. Deadline to enter is Monday November 25, 2013 â€“ 11:59pm PST. This is valid in US only. Entrants need to be 18 years or older. Winners have 48 hours to respond with a valid mailing address or I will choose another winner at random.Winners’ contact/mailing info will be sent to Ulysses Press for fulfillment. Winners have 48 hours to respond back to my email or I will choose another.
I’m using Rafflecopter to manage this giveaway. Here we go. Good luck, y’all! Happy sex-ing!!
Disclosure: The Ulysses Press pr team sent me a copy of the Sex Positions Coloring Book to review. The above is my honest opinion. No monies were exchanged. Bitch, please. Ulysses Press will fulfill prizes from their offices in NorCal, so winners must send me a valid mailing address (that belongs to each respective winner) so they can send you the book(s). I will not sell your contact info. Who would I sell it to? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Christian Hardy says
Definitely give it to my wife, to share.
Id probably keep it, its too funny.
Margot S. says
I would totally keep it!
Stacy Ramirez says
Why the heck am I entering this contest? lol But it would be fun to win. 😀
Alexandra Williams says
Yes. In other words, I’d gift it to someone who’d let me keep it. You know, to share.
Lol ~ Love it! I would keep it of course.
Beverly Diehl says
I kind of like the exotic bedspread in the background – more to color! If I win, not sure if I want to keep, or give at the annual white elephant gift exchange.
Who am I kidding? Might just have to keep my own.
Melanie RG says
totally keep it!!
Jeremy Pepper says
You’re a dork is my comment.
Cynthia Duarte says
Um, as much as I would love to bust out the Crayola’s with the hubby for a fun night, I would be so freaked out that my kids would find it (nosey little monsters) that I would have to gift it to my BFF. She’s single and would get such a kick out of it. 🙂
Along Came Mary says
OMG, me want!!! =D
Debbie Miller says
I would give it to my best friend — we always give each other stuff like this as gag gifts 😉
I would keep it and color the special ones 😉
I have to admit, this is the perfect gift for my other half 😉 LOL…
I would totally keep it for myself and color all of the pages before presenting them to my husband one by one.
Kim Rowley says
Oh my gosh, I love your review. This would make a great 40th birthday gift for my friend, but I think I’d probably keep it as a conversation piece. And I like to color. 🙂
If you won this book, I would give it to my wife, which is almost the same as keeping it, only I wouldn’t have to color in the pages. It’s a win/win
Zoe D says
Keeping it and gifting others! What a funny and fun book!
Cindi Sangenito says
I’m keeping it!! Although I may just buy copies to gift out if I loved it & I’m sure I would!
Dangerous Cupcake says
Hmmm, not sure which — there are a couple of people who I would love to hand it to, but only if I can do it in a certain conspicuous public place…
My artsy husband would love this. I’d gift it to him.