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I Ran Into a Space Toilet and the Space Shuttle Endeavour!

The Wife and I played host to our BFF, who flew down for some R&R (hockey, hockey, hockey). Since he wasn’t here for the Space Shuttle Endeavour experience, we thought it’d be neat to take him to see it in person. I’d just caught the Space Shuttle Endeavour when it flew around Pasadena. Just thinking back to that time gives me chills. It makes me so proud to be American, and it also makes me depressed there will be no more NASA of years past. Well, let’s talk about the happy part.

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Space Shuttle Endeavour – my panoramic iPhone pic!

The last time I was at the California Science Center, it was for… I don’t remember. (Who cares about the last time I visited? The motherf*ckin’ space shuttle is here!)

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Heading up to the exhibit – CA Science Center (That’s BFF in the foreground and The Wife in the background.)

Before you head into the big hangar, visitors walk into a large room with many bits of Shuttle memorabilia and a long wall of astronaut portraits. These are team photos of all of the space launches ever.

Maiden Voyage - Astronaut team - Endeavour

Maiden Voyage – Astronaut team – Endeavour

There’s a video explaining how astronauts go to the bathroom. Of COURSE it drew me like a moth to a flame. Hello, toilet! There is a CAMERA in the hole so that you can adjust your alignment (vagina, penis) to the hole, depending on whether you have to pee or do #2.

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Spaaaaaaace tooooooilettttttttt!

There is also a replica of the Mission Control room – it replays the launch of Endeavour, including the countdown! You see where each of the engineers and other staffers are monitoring the launch as well as the different cameras and computer-y screens show the shuttle’s trajectory. CHILLS, people, chills! BFF and I were wondering where Mohawk Guy sat in this room.. Haha!

Mission Control replica

Mission Control replica

There is a short video that shows a time-lapse of how they got the space shuttle from LAX to the California Science Center. I’m getting old – I teared up. (Don’t tell anyone! I’m hard-core!)

THEN you head downstairs and out to the hangar where Big Mama now lives.

At this point of our visit, I felt this strong wave of emotion, of gratefulness. I’m so lucky to live in LA where awesome stuff happens and I get to experience it! I mean, a goddamn real-life space shuttle was strapped onto a big airplane and it flew around So Cal and landed at LAX. Who else can say this? No one in Kentucky can claim that.

In addition, I felt like I was standing in the presence of greatness. Greatness in our country, in our space program, in our genius NASA teams, and in our astronauts. Shoot, any astronaut. (For real, are you going to poo-poo anyone who trains to go to space and work in a tin can that requires constant oxygen and if it crashed or had a hull breach, you would die?)

The Wife and me at Space Shuttle Endeavour!

The Wife and me at Space Shuttle Endeavour!

The tiles are made of silica (as in sand!), and each tile’s thickness is dependent on where it is placed. Obviously, at the nose and the bottom, the tiles are thickest, at 5-inches! Oh and get this – these silica tiles are sewn with silica THREAD!! I know these facts because I stalked a docent and made her talk to me for 5 minutes.

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Under the nose – Endeavour

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The Wife taking a pic of the tiles – Endeavour

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Make your booty pop – Endeavour’s backend

I tried to imagine how cramped that cockpit was with a full team of astronauts in there. I tried to imagine how it would feel flying at a speed of 30,000 miles per hour. I couldn’t. I know I said it already but I’m saying it again – I am so very proud of all of the astronauts who have gone into space, and of the NASA teams that worked the ground to support them. It’s amazing how humans have created a program to shoot people into OUTER SPACE. Right now, while you read this, there are people in a space station… IN SPACE… working!

I doubt NASA or the world’s space geniuses will be able to build a workable FTL drive in my lifetime, but I hope they do! Then my fantasy of an Honor Harrington or even a Star Trek universe would be so close to complete!

If you haven’t seen the Space Shuttle Endeavour in person, what are you waiting for?! Bring your kids and your grown-up kids and be amazed! Tickets are free (plus $2 processing fee) – we had timed tickets but when we got there, they just let us in.

Go and let it take your breath away.

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WIRI: LA Derby Dolls – Baby Doll Brawl

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What’s better than sitting at home, wondering what to do on a Sunday afternoon? Roller derby! Last month, the Wife and I headed to downtown-ish LA to watch an LA Derby Dolls match. This was a Baby Doll Brawl – a debut of the newer (JV) Dolls. The banked rink hosted two teams: the Mad Maxines (pink) and the Nuclear Bombshells (black). It’s high speed and full contact – both rare in women’s sports. (Well, except maybe hockey.)

If you’ve never been (me) to a roller derby match, what are you waiting for? We live in such a great town where almost every day, you can find something to attend, watch, participate… This is one of them.

Warming up - LA Derby Dolls (Baby Dolls)

Warming up – LA Derby Dolls (Baby Dolls)

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Baby Dolls brawl

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The crowd on one side of the rink. There’s another set on the other side. LA Derby Dolls

During halftime, the Junior Derby Dolls played a game. It was great to see young girls go out and compete.

If you’ve never been to a game, I recommend heading out this season, which just started! We’re planning to go again – according to a Twitter buddy, we need to see the ‘masters’ do it.

Learn the history of the LA Derby Dolls here and read up on the rules of the game so you’re not lost when you go. If you can’t attend, good news – they livestream their bouts!

Here’s the full schedule for 2013. Tickets are about $20, more if you want to sit in the bleachers (VIP). There’s a side room (training room with a flat track) where vendors sell their wares and snacks. Food trucks are outside if you want to grab something heartier.

The next bout is this Saturday and the halftime show is Lucha Va Voom! (Yet another LA staple!)

Have fun!

 

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