Post contains affiliate links. This year marks my second Mother’s Day. That’s right, suckas, I’m someone’s mother. That is a very sobering thought, isn’t it? They’ll let anyone have a child. *zing!* I dug around Modcloth and compiled a list of gift items that may work for the nursing mom-friend near you. Or if you’re…
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Got Magic Boobs? Consider Breastmilk Donation
There are days when I think, “WTF, boobs, stop leaking! We are over a year postpartum.” Then there are days when I think, “Thank you, baby jesus. If I couldn’t produce breastmilk, we’d be up a creek with a giant bill for formula.” (Formula moms – I can’t imagine your stress of buying formula every month….
Little Tikes Push Car: Wheel Hack
My cousin and her husband hate me.** They bought Spawn a hot pink Little Tikes ultra-girl push car for Spawn’s first birthday. I call it the anti-feminist, engendered push car. One day, I put it together and we had a great time wheeling around the neighborhood. Spawn LOVES this push car. I mean, she will pull…
How To Clean Your Painted Chalkboard
One of the things I love about our smurf house is the painted chalkboard in the backyard. It’s about 7′ x 5′, I think. Total guesstimate here. The previous owners had a toddler as well and they built their own chalkboard wall with chalkboard paint, plywood and a wood frame. I don’t think they knew how…
Meet Curious George at Discovery Cube LA!
Post contains affiliate links. “Monkey” is Baby Spawn’s nickname. Well it’s what The Wife calls her. Imagine her confusion when we exclaimed “Monkey!” as Curious George sat at the entrance to greet us! She was totally not having it. (That’s ok, George, she wasn’t a fan of Mickey, Minnie or Snoopy.) Curious George is the newest…
Jane Rider Stroller Review – Rollin’ With The Homies
Last Fall, I was selected to be a brand ambassador for Jane Strollers. They sent over a Rider stroller for Spawn and a million months later, I want to show it off in a full review. If you’re not familiar, Jane Strollers is a high-end Spanish brand of strollers. Think Uppababy, Nuna, Bugaboo, Stokke or Doona……